The P and S words, of course, are inappropriate here. (Hey, why not make this a family-ready blog instead of stink it up with George Carlinese?)
You pay CNY 2,085 for a deluxe sleeper compartment to yourself — Chinglish included. Have a gander at this from the toilets…

This is no Chinglish, as a matter of fact — consider yourself having a curve ball thrown. However, be warned that some of us have seen cruder still Chinglish — a message which proudly proclaims that “this toilet is free of washing, please leave off after p***ing and sh**ting” comes into mind…
Taken on 05 February 2011 on Train D318 from Chengdu to Beijing West