In no particular order… Some of the craziest Chinglish I’ve ever seen. If you see a date and place that’s Chinglish I’ve snapped!
Colour coding: The text in red shows you the crazy Chinglish as-is (along with the Chinese text in brackets). What you see in green is the proper English that’s, well, probably less hilarious, but much easier to make sense of. My commentary and a date and place (if I took the Chinglish pic myself) are shown in italics. Got it? Let’s go…
- FUCK THE CERTAIN PRICE OF GOODS
(干货计价处)
DRY GOODS WEIGH DESK
Probably they decided to go after the artificially inflated price of these goods after all…
- ACCIDENT MUCH ROAD
(事故多å‘路段)
ACCIDENT AREA
Accident Much Road: You mean, oh, I get it: potholes, broken cars, vans on fire… yiiikes…
December 2008, Tangshan
- ENTER THE MOUTH
(å…¥å£)
ENTRANCE
Just because you’ve gone into somewhere doesn’t mean you’ve entered someone else’s big mouth…
- RACIST PARK
(æ°‘æ—å›)
ETHNIC GROUP THEME PARK
Carving out a theme park for the ethnicities = is that racist?…
Autumn 2006, Beijing
- UP AND DOWN PLACES TEMPORARILY
(临时上下客处)
TEMPORARY BUS STOP
Makes your eyes go up and down when you read this sign…
February 2011, Chengdu

- DISS POND
(å°ä¾¿æ± )
URINAL
Just because you’re taking a twinkle doesn’t mean you’ve got to be dissed…
- TO STARBARK FROM OTHER DOOR
(No Chinese text)
TO STARBUCKS PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR
It’s scary when the Siren becomes a dog and starts barking out loud…
May 2005, Beijing
- DON’T FORGET TO CARRY YOUR THING
(請勿忘隨身物å“)
DON’T FORGET YOUR BELONGINGS
Question is: WHAT thing?…
- MAINTAIN THE DISTANCE BETWEEN VEHICIES TO PREVENT FEAR-END COIIISION
(ä¿æŒè½¦è· 以防追尾)
KEEP A SAFE DISTANCE TO AVOID REAR END COLLISIONS
Fear-ended collisions. Sounds outright fearful to me…
January 2011, Tianjin
- Please do not jump off the platform or get into the orbit. Get on and off the train until the moving train is stabilized.
(ç¦æ¢ … 跳下站å°ã€è¿›å…¥é“é“线路ç‰ï¼Œç¦æ¢éšæœªåœç¨³çš„åˆ—è½¦å¥”è·‘å’ŒæŠ“ä¸Šã€æŠ¢ä¸‹ã€‚)
Never jump off the platform or jump onto the tracks. Do not chase trains or get on or off until the train comes to a complete stop.
This is NUTS: orbiting trains asking you to get on or off until the thing is stabilized. Riiight…
February 2011, Chinese HSR magazine
- After first under on, do riding with civility
(先下åŽä¸Š 文明乘车)
Please let passengers exit first
Wait — first is after, is on, or is what-er?
- Muslim restaurant, decline self simultaneous food
(本店属清真é¤åŽ…ï¼Œè°¢ç»è‡ªå¸¦é£Ÿå“)
Muslim restaurant. No outside food allowed.
That self simultaneous food sounds like a novelty. Too bad we can’t take it in…
February 2010, Beijing
- MALEMAN
(ç”·)
GENTLEMEN
Found at the toilets, probably. Thing is: can anyone come out with a female man?
- AUTOMATIC FAUCET
UNNECESSARY TOUCHING
(自动龙头)
(æ— éœ€è§¦æ‘¸)
AUTO SENSOR TAP
Unnecessary touching! Unnecessary Chinglish…
November 2009, Beijing
- No Louding
(请勿喧哗)
Quiet Please
So you are saying that quieting is OK. Right?
- Synthesized south station
(ç«è½¦å—ç«™ç»¼åˆæž¢çº½ç«™)
South Railway Station Transport Hub
That sounds like an artificial thingamajig!
February 2011, Chengdu
- This There Please
(请那边走)
Please Detour
I’m lost.
- From This Come Back
(ç”±æ¤è¿”回)
Return This Way
I’m still lost.
Summer 2007, Tanzhe Temple, Beijing
- Rush Hour W.C
(应急厕所)
Emergency Toilet
Do I have to pay a congestion charge to use that?
- Automobile parking on holiday
(凿—¥å°åž‹è»Šè‡¨æ™‚åœè»Šå ´)
Parking lot for cars during holidays
You mean this car park thing can actually go on holiday? Wow. And it ain’t even a living thing…
January 2010, Taiwan
- DEFORMED MAN TOILET
(残疾人厕所)
TOILET FOR HANDICAPPED PERSONS
Note to self: Use this only when mutilated.
- Driving a motorcycle helmets
(驾乘摩托车戴头盔)
Wear helmets when riding motorcycles
Chinglish thing stopped halfway through. Driving a motorcycle helmets WHAT!?…
January 2010, Xushui, Hebei
- ENGINE ROOM IS SERIOUS PLACE
(机房é‡åœ°)
MACHINE ROOM – NO UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY
Yes, it indeed is.
- PESTROOMS-MEN / PESTROOMS-WOMEN
(ç”·å«ç”Ÿé—´ / 女å«ç”Ÿé—´)
RESTROOMS-MEN / RESTROOMS-WOMEN
Yep, those men sure are pests. Oh wait. The women are, too… Nuts…
October 2005, Tianjin
- EIRE-FIGHTING EQUIEPMENT BOX
(çç«å™¨ç®±)
FIRE EXTINGUISHER BOX
You’ve just upset the Irish (Eire).
- ANTI-EARTHQUAKE MEMORIAL
(抗震纪念馆)
TANGSHAN EARTHQUAKE MEMORIAL
Humankind has been anti-earthquake since day one, but this sign’s overdoing it…
December 2009, Tangshan
- PAYATTATIONTO
Policemantellyou: IfyouwantvisitjadecloundRoad Pleasetakecarcofyourself
(注æ„)
(æ°‘è¦åŒå¿—æç¤ºæ‚¨: 于游玉带云游路者,请注æ„安全!)
Police Advisory
Visitors to Jade Cloud Road should proceed with caution.
Super long, and just plain weird. No spaces, either!
- STAIRS CONNECTED
(楼梯上下)
STAIRWAY ACCESS
I’d hate to think what would happen if the stairs weren’t connected…
May 2010, Beijing
- The peddler management are forbid go up landing stage
(å°å•†å°è´©ç¦æ¢ä¸Šæ ˆæ¡¥)
Unauthorized vendors are not permitted on the bridge
Peddler… management… landing stage. Stage. Say — an open air café?
- Vindicate System
(系统维修)
System Under Maintenance
Remember not to blame that machine! It’s under maintenance…
May 2010, Shanghai
- IF YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE PLEASE ASK FOR THE POLICEMAN
(有难事 找民è¦)
THE POLICE ARE HERE TO HELP WITH ANY PROBLEMS
Cool. I just had a great day. Now let me ruin it by calling n the cops!
- ONLY CLEAN COMPANY
(ä¿æ´ä¸“用)
CLEANERS ONLY
If you’re a dirty company — you need not apply…
May 2009, Beijing
- SMOKING IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED IF YOU WILL BE FINED 50 YUAN
(院内严ç¦çƒŸç«ï¼Œè¿è€…罚款 50 å…ƒ)
NO SMOKING. PENALTY FOR VIOLATORS: 50 YUAN
So you mean I can smoke away at will if I refuse to be fined?
- Sydney Juice
(雪梨æ±)
Snow Pear Juice
Actually, I’d have favoured a bit of Perth Juice, mate… or Melbourne Juice… or maybe Foster’s, rather…
February 2011, Chengdu
- DANGER! INHIBITION ASTRADDLE TRANSGRESS
(å±é™©! 严ç¦è·¨è¶Š)
DANGER! KEEP OUT!
DANGER! PRESENCE OF SUPER-DIFFICULT-TO-COMPREHEND CHINGLISH!
- MONGOLIA TO BAKE COMPLETE SHEEP
(è’™å¤çƒ¤å…¨ç¾Š)
MONGOLIAN BAKED WHOLE SHEEP
Oh man. Mongolia just got brutal…
August 2011, Beijing
- The large scale demonstration of new energy auto in Jinan city
(æµŽå—æ–°èƒ½æºæ±½è½¦å¤§è§„模示范)
Ji’nan New Energy Bus Model
Oh great. Those green buses are on the road protesting again…
June 2011, Ji’nan
- Taxi rise and fall station
(的士上è½ç«™)
Taxi station
When you mix taxis with too much Craig David… (“it’s what they call… the rise and fall…”)
- Detrainment Lane
(下客é“)
Drop Off Lane
Detrainment. It sounds like a train accident…
May 2011, Shanghai
- Sex of Gender
(性别)
Sex
Your sex might be male, but how about your sex of gender?…
March 2011, Beijing
- Six-foot-tall please forward
(出站请å‘å‰)
Exit This Way
(Note: This sign is only for people six feet in height.)
- Be cautious with the slope
(å°å¿ƒæ–œå¡)
Please mind your step
Yes, it’s that ____ slope.
April 2011, Beijing