Tag Archives: toilet

Yes-sir-ee… It’s THE Toilet. THE Chinglish Toilet…

Posted on 12 November 2011 by David Feng

There can only be one Presidential Palace in the whole of China — even if it belongs to a former regime on the mainland. And in that vein, there can only be one toilet in that very same palace. Right? … Continue reading →

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Take Care Of Your Chinglish Treasures

Posted on 25 October 2011 by David Feng

Seriously… I wonder what happens if I push that red button. I’m… a little intrigued. Maybe if I push that it’ll show scarier Chinglish… Riiight… Either that, or it’s a treasure itself. As in the Chinglish: Take Care Of Your … Continue reading →

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Thank God It’s Only For “Human Waste”…

Posted on 11 February 2011 by David Feng

The P and S words, of course, are inappropriate here. (Hey, why not make this a family-ready blog instead of stink it up with George Carlinese?) You pay CNY 2,085 for a deluxe sleeper compartment to yourself — Chinglish included. … Continue reading →

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Toilet Chinglish: The LORD is watching over you…

Posted on 26 January 2011 by David Feng

For us gents, we can choose between doing “Number 1” in the Men’s Room or (for absolute emergencies) letting a massive explosion rip in the “Number 2” rooms. More often than not, it’s a simple case of a “Number 1”. … Continue reading →

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